Top Ten Reasons I will NOT Own a Blackberry or ANY Device of Its Ilk

1. The keys are only useful for a Lilliputian.
   
2. The calendar sync is moody, unpredictable and spiteful
   
3. Emails get lost, only to show up hours, days, and weeks later.
   
4. Answering email while at the dinner table is just wrong.
   
5. People can NOT walk a straight line and text while using a Blackberry.
   
6. Blackberry users think we really don’t know they are on the golf course.
   
7. evryn frgts bsc englh & grmr sklz once hkd on the crkbry
   
8. A vibrating Blackberry on a desk sounds like a demented swarm of hornets.
   
9. People do NOT look more important with a crackberry or iAnnoyance stuck to their ear.
   
10. Using the Blackberry while on the toilet is not considered efficient or socially acceptable.